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mister dick’s circus is so wonderful
mistress porky pig he keeps inside a tin
well six look out for lynn
wonders nasty grandee
he sits there moving feathers all day long
in the twilight asylum
so wonderful to meet you
so wonderful to greet you
in the twilight asylum

mister dick has love for everyone
he loves his little games while others sit and watch
and shout out there he goes
take a firm hold of your problems
before they let you out
yes if they let you out of the twilight asylum
so wonderful to meet you
so wonderful to greet you
in the twilight asylum

we love you mister dick and all your little tricks
but we think you’ve gone too far this time
opening merrick’s head was very sweet of you
but did he want you to
that’s why they took you to the twilight asylum
so wonderful to meet you
so wonderful to greet you
in the twilight asylum

-- Oscar, Twilight Asylum (1976)